Welcome to World War III

- Looking for a way to blame Bush for the crisis in Georgia? Al Jazeera may be able to help. [Al Jazeera English]

- The Baptist media has uncovered shocking evidence that Democrats might be in collusion with the buttsecksers. [Baptist Press]

- Will John McCain choose conservative Bush loyalist Britney Spears as his running mate? [YouTube]

- Clinton campaign memos paint Hillary as kind of a vicious bitch. [New York Times]

- President Bush says you can't just go around invading defenseless countries for no reason [Yahoo News]

- When looking for the proper way to surrender it's always best to consult with the French [AFP]