Monday, August 11, 2008

Late Night Slumming

Hey look, it's everyone's favorite conservative talkie lady, Ann Coulter! I saw her on Fox News this weekend when I was up late with a devastating case of the trots. She was on that um "news show" hosted by loathsome funnyman Greg Gutfeld and aptly titled "Red Eye".

The reason they call that show "Red Eye" is because of the oxygen rich blood that spews forth from unsuspecting viewers eye sockets if they watch this show repeatedly. It is broadcast on Fox News the second weekend of every month from 3:45am-4:05am, which is about twenty minutes too long if you ask me.

As you can see, Miss Coulter tried several times to provide intellectual political commentary about John Edwards sticking his dick inside everybody except his wife. Unfortunately, she could be barely get a word in edgewise because of all these other buffoons with their obsession for Barack Obama's elitist flapjacks.

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