Saturday, August 16, 2008

Also, Barack Obama Eats Babies

Almost everybody all ready knows that Barack Obama is pretty much a snooty Muslim dandy and the toast of socialist, America-hating liberals. I mean, that's just a given. All the smart people that voted for George Bush in 2000 and 2004 will tell you that. But what other things should we know about this Barack Obama fellow?

Luckily, I've found a place where I can access shitloads of information compliled against Barry and that barking hellhound wife of his, Michelle. This place I found is called the Obama File and boy does it ever come in handy when providing info against these wayward democrats and their terrible candidate.

Here are just a few of the totally true facts I've discovered about these scurrilous Obamas by visiting Obama File:

1. Did you know Michelle grew up in a middle class neighborhood and learned chess as a child? She also attended a very elitist school with programs for gifted children where they taught her to always hate whitey and damn the man.

2. Did you know that Barack Obama's parents were notorious communist secret agents and his Kenyan grandfather bought his grandmother for a dowry of fourteen cows, because he was a wealthy African socialite?

3. Are you aware that his last name sounds remarkably close to OSAMA? This is because Barack's communist mother hated America so much that she named him after an Islamic terrorist on purpose!

4. Did you know that Barack Obama has six half brothers and sisters...and every single one of them is black and Muslim. Oh my dear sweet brown baby Jesus, this man is just not fit to be president of our great nation.

You can find these fun facts and many, many, many, more at TheObamaFile.com

1 comment:

lifeiswhack said...

Your fucking hilarious LOL