Today, ol' folksy front porch swingin Karl Rove took time out of his busy day tendin to the crops to warn America about Barack HUSSEIN! Obama's elitist elitism by saying the following to a group of salt of the earth Republican insiders at the Captitol Hill Club:
“Even if you never met him, you know this guy,” Rove said of Obama, per Christianne Klein of ABC News. “He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.”Well heavens to Betsy! Thank goodness we have someone like Karl Rove, a patriotic draft dodger raised by a homosexual Left Coast liberal fetishist, to voice the concerns of Real White Americans™ that are way too busy eaking out a living down in the coal mines of Appalachia to make newsworthy political opinions about these hoity toity Democrats. Thank heavens we have lifelong GOP loyalists like Karl Motherfucking Rove to warn us about these snide African martini-ists!
But heck, I'll be danged if I ain't all confused now? Here I thought this Barack Obama fella was an out of touch Muslim Witch Doctor that we're s'posed to fear cuz he's gonna make all the women wear them Islamic moo-moos while overtaxing our Pabst Blue Ribbon, but now we find out he's up in the damn country club sippin on rich people liquor?!?!
My Lord, when did they start lettin these damned Coloreds up in the country club? What on earth is this godforsaken world a'comin to?
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