Monday, May 26, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Republicans Are Sneaky

I just wanted to let everybody know that I was reading Daily Kos today and those people are just about fed up with John McCain and his shady 527 PAC bullshit! The angry liberals at D-Kos are so damn sick of McCain's "flat out lying" when it comes to running an ethical campaign.

He may have kept his hands clean but his sinister neo-con friends have picked up the slack for him by running a terribly misleading ad featuring an Iraq War veteran who just wanted to meet his favorite black Muslim Senator but Barack HUSSEIN! Obama said no he would never meet with this bitter veteran because he was too busy training terrorists down at the local madrassa.

So guess who's behind these senselessly offensive attack ads? Well, first off it's Joe Fucking Lieberman who happens to be the Senator of all 600+ people in Connecticut! I don't know very much about Lieberman and I could only find one picture of him on Google Images. The other results that came up were just strange photos of some old Jewish looking Sharpei creature/thing with a very smug expression. I don't know what's up with that?

The other "man" behind this horrendous smear is the flamboyant dandy of South Carolina Republicans, indescribably effeminate Senator Lindsey Graham, who is actually gayer than anything you could ever imagine. Gayer than Richard Simmons in a pink bedazzled unitard singing showtunes while giving handjobs to leather daddies on a gay pride float in the Castro.

Well, I guess that's about it. Oh yeah, here's the link to Daily Kos.

1 comment:

Kris said...

Little known fact... Lindsay Graham is Clay Aiken's father.