Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Men in Suits Behind Podiums Telling Lies on Fox

Tonight, the dickheads over at Fox News will host yet another asinine Republican debate that hardly anyone will be bored enough to even bother watching. Here are my predictions:

  • Mitt Romney will have big hair and way too much always
  • Rudy Giuliani will say 9-11, 9-11, War on Terror, Radical Islam!!!!
  • Yuck-Yuck Huckabee will tell jokes.....Gosh, he's so dang funny
  • Tom Tancredo will remind us that he still hates Mexicans
  • Ron Paul will say the truth, and therefore be automatically overlooked
  • I don't think Thompson will be there...he's still officially contemplating the possibility of maybe pondering the idea of considering an official candicacy....which he will then promptly lose
  • McCain will defend amnesty, say something about Vietnam, and look like a bloated albino dwarf
  • Hunter and Brownback won't have anything remarkable to say. It won't be worth your time to listen to them. Feel free to change the channel when they speak.
After the debates, I'll be sure to post the summary of the candidates answers. This should be rivetting....

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