Wednesday, July 2, 2008

An Olive Branch for Clinton Supporters

Hello Fellow Americans! Are you old and white and mad as all hell because Hillary Rodham Clinton got the shaft from all those far-left liberals that voted for the Socialist African Mullah instead of sweet innocent Apple Pie Hillary?

Have you since spent your time thinking of ways to get even with the godforsaken Democratic Party by trolling lame websites like in a useless effort to take some sort of a stand? Do you enjoy leaving funny comments on pro-Hillary message boards like "I AM NOT RACIST BUT I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR BLACK PEOPLE!"? Are you a member of the fancy new Write-In Party USA ?

Well, I would like to inform you of a new website I've discovered that will still allow you to throw away your meaningless vote, but in a much more kick ass sort of way. It's called and it is the best website in the whole world ever!

There is no need to thank me, but you are welcome to do so anyway.

1 comment:

Kris said...

"The important thing to understand about so-called "term limits" is that they are man's law, not God's Law."

Methinks I have a new defense for my criminal clients.