Saturday, July 12, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Green Party Nominates Cynthia McKinney

The environmental terrorists that comprise Ralph Nader's tragically pointless Green Party have nominated the violent police brutality advocate and former Congresswoman Cynthia "Oom-fu-fu" McKinney as their presidential candidate. This is an historic moment in U.S. political history, because it marks the first time a political party that no one cares about has nominated an African-American female. Historians will look back on this pivotal moment in American history and ask themselves: Who in the hell was Cyntia McKinney?

[CNN Election Center 2008]

1 comment:

Gregory Holman said...

YouTube her, sit back and enjoy the ride. Loved the preacher-snake bit. Beauts comme toujours.