Friday, October 3, 2008

Let Them Eat Pork

At the behest of the House of Lords and King George II, the House of Commons today passed legislation to handover $700 billion for Lord Paulson of Fuckery to use in whatever manner he sees fit.

In addition to Paulson's humble stipend, the House also bequeathed over $100 billion in crucial taxbreaks for Puerto Rican rum makers, toy arrow makers, and movie producers, just to name a few.

So hey, when we're all living in tent cities next week, be sure to produce a nice Hollywood blockbuster or whittle some sticks into toy arrows, because you can now get a kick ass tax break for that. [SF Gate]

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