Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Entire Life Story of President Cynthia McKinney

Hey guys, guess what? U.S. President-elect McKinney has released the world's longest movie ever. It's thirty-three hours and sixteen minutes long! She tells the whole story in excruciating detail of how she pretty much singlehandedly invented the American civil rights movement. We also find out that she turned Bayard Rustin gay before rising to power to become America's first black, female, third party President. At the end she strangles herself with an American flag scarf! It's tragic and uplifting all at the same time. This video is the most important motion fucking picture in the entire history of humankind! Long live the Green Party and whatever it is those people stand for.

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