Saturday, August 25, 2007

Televangelists Say the Darnedest Things

Sadly this week, it was announced that Christian Televangelist/Dickface/All-Out Motherfucker Bill Keller was having his program, Live Prayer with Bill Keller, yanked from the air as of August 31st.

Apparently, "live prayer" included saying such inspirational things as:

  • Islam is a 1,400-year-old lie from the pits of hell
  • The Koran is a book of fables and lies
  • Oprah is a new-age witch
  • Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists are evil cults
  • Voting for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan
  • Mohammed was a murdering pedophile

Calls to Mitt Romney, Mohammed, and Oprah were not immediately returned.

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