Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Internet Now Available in Hell!

In an email action alert sent out this week, the American Decency Association lashed out at the church for failing to take a stand againt the most despicable evil infecting American culture today....MySpace.

The ADA proudly reminds us that they are the only ones "able to see and agree with the moral standards of God" and have chastized so-called Christians who have the audacity to take part in "this pornographic site" known as MySpace.

They are sternly advising true Christians to steer clear of MySpace and called it a place where "sin is being given a free pass". They've also said "Satan is having a field day with MySpace.com"

Calls to Satan's rep were not immediately returned.

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

Is this why you aren't going to blog on myspace anymore? You bitch! How dare you leave our ranks as one of Satan's myspace minions. What's next? You'll be announcing your engagement to Ann Coulter?