Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Central Intelligance Antics

This week the CIA released sensitive documents from it's past that seem to reveal some mildly unorthodox investigations. Aside from inventing crack and killing Marilyn Monroe, here are some other things the CIA has done:

  • tested LSD on unsuspecting Americans without their consent
  • hired the mafia to assasinate world leaders they thought were poopy
  • wiretapped US journalists that didn't know how to shut the hell up
  • mistook Yuri Nosenko for a Russian spy, but later made ammends for imprisoning and torturing him by giving him a job with the agency

Now that they've got that off their chests, the CIA would like to remind everyone that this is not something they would condone in modern times. Now please, go on about your business and stop asking questions.

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