Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Nancy Pelosi Saved America and Some Other Stuff Too!

- Today the House passed a fun little $819,000,000,000,000,000,000 economic stimulus package that includes hefty provisions for AmTrak and the National Endowment for the Arts, because once we all get cushy green collar jobs everyone will saunter across America via luxury club car in search of priceless works of art.

- Las Vegas Liberals are forcing schoolchildren to pray to their pagan god, President Barack Hussein Obama.

- Rush Limbaugh smugly caressed his pendulous man-breasts as Rep. Phil Gingrey apologized for not following the unspoken guidelines of partisan hackery.
[Think Progress]

- The California Supreme Court said it's perfectly fine to expel lesbians from religious schools because all dykes go to hell!
[SF Chronicle]

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