Joe the Plumber is the New Christiane Amanpour or Something!

The conservative media outlet that gave us Michelle Malkin and the Gay Patriot decided that it would be a terrific idea to send Joe the Plumber to Israel as some sort of international correspondent, because why fucking not?

The true gems of Joe's "reporting" are when he refers to the Israelis as "Israel People" and then he goes off on some foolish tangent about the good old days of war when "journalism" was nothing more than government propaganda issued by the Office of War Information and only available on a 16mm reel down at the local cineplex. What?

Please watch this clip in its entirety and then donate the bulk of your life savings to Joe's patriotic charity website, SecureOurDream.com