Sunday, February 22, 2009

Larry Sinclair Unveils Sexy Spring Fashions

World famous author and political provocateur, Larry Sinclair, has debuted a new line of men's panties (manties) for the obese and poorly endowed American male. Sources for bureau tell us that the line, tentatively titled Fruit of the Loin, will feature iron-on photos of mean people that said bad things about Larry and will be availabe in two signature colors: Cottage Cheese White or Pepsi Brown. They will also be constructed from a space age elastic originally developed by NASA that can stretch up to 160 times its normal size and is extremely stain resistant.
[Larry Sinclair]

4 comments:

BMO said...

Now that's just disturbing.

Agent Sparks said...

Yes it is, BMO. Yes. It. Is.

ZeN said...

HAHAHA!
Hilarious, Agent Sparks!

I am leaning towards calling them "douche-aroos" or "fruit of the loon"

Anonymous said...

LOL! he is one sick fattytuna, I hope they get him off the streets soon.

my vote goes to Douche-aroos.