Friday, February 27, 2009

Hillary Clinton Finally Gets Her Revenge on America

Last week, Sean Hannity's overweight ex-boyfriend Hal Turner penned a scathing weblog exposing the treasonous acts committed by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on her most recent trip to Red Communist China. Did you know she gave them eminent domain over America? Why Hillary, why?

Now, according to the exhaustive 3-5 minutes worth of research I've done on Google while getting high, I can't even figure out how a cabinet official could legally give another nation eminent domain over America, but hey, Hal Turner said it therefore it must be true. Just like this. And this.

Now, I know that people often totally disregard every utterance that originates from Hal Turner as meaningless drivel, due to the fact that he is a bloviating twat that can't even get a job as a war correspondent for Pajamas Media, but what if he's telling the truth this time?! OMG you guys, what if we're all secretly Chinese and we don't even know it?
[Hal Turner]

1 comment:

Billy said...

This clearly explains why every time some store closes a Chinese Buffet opens in its place.