Terrorist Chic Takes America by Storm

- Is Dennis Hastert a pre-operative transsexual? [Open Left]

- There will be no Democratic nominee until the Mayan calendar ends in 2012. [AP via NY Post]

- Gay conman Larry Sinclair terrorizes D.C. with flyers he made on his fancy new Commodore.[Larry Sinclair]

- Barack Obama has decided to leave Trinity United Church of Christ because he is Muslim. [CBS News]

- Paranoid extremist felons have taken over an estimated forty fucking percent of the state that brought us grunge rock and overpriced coffee.[Seattle Times]

- There's a very slight possibility that Keith Olbermann may have some sort of partisan liberal bias.[Media Bistro]

- Army of God does not believe in sinful abortions unless the fetus is a deviant homosexual. [Army of God]