For the Record, We Are Pro-Megan

There comes a time in a man's life - a superficial, whorey, pessimistic, gay MAN'S LIFE - when one must finally take a stand. And that stand, my friends, is against "the man" and a "funny lady".

Just what in the fuck are you talking about one might ask? Well, dear reader(s)....I'm talking about the heinous pricks over at Wonkette abruptly firing editor Megan Carpentier (don't worry, we still don't know how the hell to pronounce her last name either)

Now, awhile back John Clarke, Jr. left abruptly which was unfortunate since his humor was fucking out of this world hysterical. This blow to political satire, although devastating, was still manageable because Wonketeers like myself still had our beloved Megan to fall back on. Sadly, thanks to the insufferable fuck stain known as Ken Motherfucking Layne, this is no more.

Yes, Megan is gone from Wonkette. No more intimate Sarkozy chats. No more lovelorn John Edwards posts. Nothing! Today, when I logged on to Wonkette out of boredom it seemed nothing short of laborious. There was no love behind it. It was like trying to fuck the lifeless corpse of your favorite booty call (not that I've ever tried that).....it was familiar, but the passion was gone.

I'll end it here, because I've had a little too much red wine and I feel like playing Guitar Hero while smoking weed (because that's how I roll!). BUT, I swear to God, Allah, Vishnu, and all the rest of them.... Megan Carpentier will not go gently into that good night!!!

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