Angry Liberal Ruins Karaoke Night

Apparently there is some sort of Code Pink Pagan Fiesta happening in the frozen ice city of "Denver" this week. All the erudite socialists are there: the Clintons, the Kennedys, the Obamas, and Dennis Kucinich too! In fact, Kucinich was supposed to entertain the crowd by singing his version of Love Rollercoaster, a pop song about vigorous sexual acts by hit musical group The Ohio Players. But instead of singing he totally went off on some tangent and just started screaming at everybody for no good reason. Everyone was so confused that they gave him a standing ovation, because they did not know what else to do.