Trent Lott's Hot! Gay! Hooker!

Trent Lott, segregationist and bad hair victim, has resigned today to spend more time with his family and to pursue other interests...like man-sex with a gay hooker! Yay! That's right boys and girls, everyone's fave Mississippi Senator has allegedly been getting his "old balls" off with this well-bodied male located to the left. Now, I can't decide if I'm :) or :(, but come on everybody, let's all picture old, saggy Trent Lott buck naked and sweaty!

Anyway, I have no idea if this story is true or not. BigHeadDC said it was true (yeah, they make shit up all the time though) but Larry Flynt also said he had a big sex scandal story involving a U.S. Senator that he would be publishing soon (just in time for the holidays...again YAY!)

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize for my overuse of run-on sentences and parentheses (it's all the booze, I can't help it)

Also, if this becomes a big gay sex scandal, I would just like to go on record as being the first to refer to Trent Lott as Ole Miss.