Oklahoma Tells Islam to Kick Rocks

Earlier this week a group of Iranian financed, militant Oklahomafascists called the Ethnic American Terrorists Council got all bitchy when state lawmakers returned the Quran's they had been sent by the council, because they don't want to "endorse the idea of killing innocent women and children in the name of ideology". Controversy arose after it came to light that the Quran's were rejected, but a shipment of Bibles had been readily accepted by state lawmakers

Sinners were quick to point out that the Bible is also brimming with tales of rape and murder in God's name. Of course godless pagans love to nitpick endlessly about tiny little things, but that's because they're all going straight to Hell. Heathens should just keep their wicked opinions to themselves!

Besides, everybody all ready knows that Christianity is a loving religion and not all weird and freaky like Islam (well except for that part in Kings where they boil and eat their babies)