Irrelevant Senator Finally Embraces Reality

Well, Gah-ahlly....Today, corny Kansas Senator Sam Brownback withdrew his senseless Republican bid for president because nobody would listen to him or give him any money. What a travesty! So much for that Brownback administration we were all hoping for. All three of his supporters are reported to be extra :(

Brownback will continue to represent the GOP and Kansas...which means he will teach creationism to undercover cops in public restrooms through morse code tapped out by his "not gay, never been gay" feet under the stall.