Today, on America's fifth most beloved drunken holiday some shocking revelations came to light about our favorite Kenyan Wahabi Presidential Candidate, Barack McHussein O'bama. IT TURNS OUT HE'S A GODDAMN LEPRECHAUN!
It seems Barack O'bama is racking up quite a few notorious titles as of late: Christian Hater of the Whiteys, Somali Witch Doctor, Closet Muslim, and now Magical Irish Leprechaun! I don't even know how someone could find the time to earn all these titles, but kudos to Barry O. for obviously being a master of multi-tasking.
On a positive note, some are saying this leprechaun story may actually give Barry a boost in the polls since it will likely lure Ron Paul supporters. This is because Paul supporters strongly oppose evil fiat money. And I think we all know that leprechauns are some of the few remaining advocates of the stupid ass gold standard...
Monday, March 17, 2008
Barack O'bama: Muslim Leprechaun?
Posted by Shannon Sparks at 7:54 PM
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