I had no idea Alan Keyes was running for something again, but to my surprise when I tuned into the Republican debate the other night there he was on the stage. I kind of had to squint my eyes before saying to myself, "What the hell is Alan Keyes doing up on stage?"
Alan Keyes is a consistent man. He consistently loses any election he runs for. He also consistently says and does things that make him look like a total jackass. Things such as: (cue bullet points)
- Saying prison is a good place for black men to get an education
- Said welfare to the poor has destroyed the black family
- Claimed that gay marriage would promote incest
- Called Dick Cheney's lesbian daugher a "selfish hedonist". Ironically, his own daughter Maya is a lesbian (he has since disowned her, but said he still loves her even though she's going to hell)
- Said that God caused 9/11, because of abortion
- Blamed the fact that nobody would vote for him on the media
As a gesture of goodwill towards the mentally ill, I've decided to help him out a little with a few bumper stickers to help give his campaign some much needed visibility. No thanks necessary. Just doing my patriotic duty.
2 comments:
I knew this dude was an uncle tom, but I had no idea he was pro apartheid!
bumperstickers. always a good plan.
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